Talk:Arilin
I removed this text because it seemed unlikely. --GreenReaper(talk) 00:57, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)
. . . but there are some interesting facts one might like to know about Arilin.
Arilin once pushed the Titantic through the Panama canal with only her pinky toe.
Arilin is actually a cyborg. Deep inside of Arilin's chest, her metal exo-skeleton is controlled by a small, hyper-intelligent sea slug.
Arilin, upon hearing a young squirrel admit his feelings to her, told said squirrel to "Shove it," and proceeded to hold the squirrel down while she dumped wet cement on him.
Arilin has actually not written a single one of the stories on her Macrophile.com webpage. She has stolen every single one of her stories from barely-updated humor site, HorriblePeople.net. The owner of HorriblePeople claims he is fully planning to take Arilin to court over this massive copyright infringement.
Arilin is cute.
*sigh*[edit]
Killosk's actually a character who hangs out at the Giants' Club (and his player runs the humor web site he referred to). I'm mildly amused by the joke, but it wasn't a useful page in any sense, and I don't have the time to think about anything more useful to replace this with. (Arguably, of the two sentences left on the page, the second one isn't even accurate, because the character Arilin is neither terribly reclusive nor mysterious!)
I'm wondering if there's a way to simply have this page deleted, at least for the time being. One could argue there's a place on WikiFur for a little bit about "macrophiles" -- as tangential to furry fandom as they are in some ways, they've also been part of it from the start. But a single, orphaned page about my character, put up here as a practical joke, is... not the best way to create such a place. :)